Lincoln Breeves

Lincoln Breeves auditioned for Private Eye in the episode, Wildcard. He holds the hipster stereotype.

In his audition tape, Lincoln describes some of his hipster attributes including; changing his sexuality whenever he feels his choice is the least popular (Eg. One week, all his friends are gay, so he is straight. The other week, all his friends are straight so he is gay. His friends are transexual.), priding himself on his pastiness and unnattractivness - which he refers to as unconventionally attractive - and taking polaroid shots on his iPhone. He has a nasal voice, a bored expression and wears a purple, woolen jumper without a shirt.

It is unsure if he is one of the successful contestants - but writers would like one girl and one boy.